Worst part of TRAM

I cannot handle port-a-potties. I am convinced that every time I enter one I will immediately contract an incurable disease like ebola or the monkey-pox or something. Due to necessity, I must use them once a day here, but I will not do it more than that. I've had to pee for the last 10 miles, and there's 14 to go, but I've already endured the Biffy once today, so...in 14 miles I can finally relieve myself.

Other than that, things are going swimmingly!

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